Sunday, November 22, 2009
Fresh pasta
Maturity
I would like to share an actual conversation I had with my boyfriend this past week. We had just gotten home from work.
Me (S): I’ll make dinner if you take [the dog] out.
Him (B): Ok.
S: And then I was going to take a quick shower.
B: But I wanted to take a shower.
S: But I just went to the gym, so I’m all sweaty and gross.
B: But I’m a boy, so I’m all sweaty and gross.
S: Were you really planning to take a shower because I have documentation* proving that I had planned to take a shower.
*I really did have documentation.
B: I’ll show you my documentation:
S: Oh yeah, well here’s a memo for you:
B: Oh yeah, well this is you eating a giant sausage*!
*He’s making fun of me for talking about how bad I wanted these sausages earlier.
S: Oh yeah, well I’m shooting you with my gun*. Oh no! Your brains are spilling out!
*I don’t actually have a gun.
B: Oh yeah, well here’s the 101st airborne dropping a million bombs on you!
S: I forgot to mention that there’s this rocket over here with your name on it!
B: Oh yeah, well that giant sausage you were eating? It was made of poop.
He got me there. Sometimes it's the little things. :)
Sunday, November 15, 2009
So this is it.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Elation!
So I guess all those papers and exams and hectic schedules really do pay off. I was starting to question all of my career/educational choices as I sat around my house feeling sorry for myself all day every day for the past month.
Celebrations are in store! There's a sparkly alcoholic beverage I've been meaning to try. This might be the occasion!*
*I have been on exclamation mark overload ever since I got the call this afternoon! I'm! just! so! freaking! happy!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Wacky Misadventures
We decided we wanted to paint pretty early on, so we went to Home Depot to get a bunch of swatches, which we hung in every room and carefully considered the benefits of subtle differences in blues, greens, reds, and even greys. In they end of course, we went to the Loading Dock and picked up a 5 gallon bucket of reclaimed green paints. Volunteers go to landfills and find half empty (or half full?) cans of paint and mix them based on color and type. And we're avengers of the Earth, so this seemed like a good option. I'm also still unemployed, so the fact that a 5 gallon bucket of paint regularly costs $10, but was on sale for $7 was also a selling point.
And what could possibly go wrong? Well, actually, it went pretty well. Mixing this much paint is hard enough as it is, but there were clearly several different colors of green, so mixing it well was really important. We realized how important when the paint on the walls dried, showing just how many different shades of green (and yellow and blue) were in that one bucket. It took two second coats until we got a method of mixing/painting that left us with a nice even color, but you know what? It looks pretty damn good now. And the color doesn't exactly match the swatch we picked (I say it's bluer; Brian says yellower), but it's a nice color. We think we'll go this route again.
Wanna see?
Any discoloration you note is due to lighting rather than paint.
Overall playing house has been a lot of fun. It'll be more fun once I'm employed and can spend more than $7 on nonessentials, but all in due time.
Other than that, it's been same ol', same ol'. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a good job and enjoying my time off.
Enjoy the fall y'all!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Remember that old window?
Here is a well-lit, tightly cropped picture so you can see what it looks like:

And here is an oddly cropped, poorly lit shot to give you a feel for the ambiance it creates:

I told you it was a versatile thing to have around. I've also thought about putting mirrored glass in it or painting the glass with blackboard paint, but those things seem too permanent. I don't think this window is sure what it wants to be quite yet.
The Times They Are a-Changin
It's Mother Fucking Show & Tell Time!

No caption could do this license plate justice. I love it.

I bought a wee heirloom tomato plant from B'More YOURS back in May (or June. Maybe July), and man, has it grown - not tomatoes, but taller. I finally have a few flowers starting to blossom, but the plant is so tall and the flowers are way at the top, so I'm afraid those honkers are going to weigh it down too much. We'll see.

I got asked to proofread a document at work. I pretend to know about grammar and style, but readers will know that I pretend to know about a lot of things I know nothing about.



Would you say I have a plethora of church pictures? I don't really know what it is with me and churches lately, but I really enjoy them - again, not for religious reasons, but aesthetic ones. I guess I appreciate the fancifulness of their design. New buildings I see going up around Baltimore are all square, brick, simple. But these are interesting and beautiful. Someone took time to design these, and I like that. Plus there are a bunch in Mt. Vernon on my way home from work. Sorry some of these pics are so hazy. It's been muggy around here.

Look at this hilariously skinny house! How do you put anything in that corner? I had to walk around the corner to make sure it wasn't just a wall with a door and windows. I thought for sure I was in one of those Ripley's Believe It or Not displays where you do something ridiculous while people behind the one-way mirror laugh at how stupid you are. That actually happened to me once, which is probably why I'm paranoid about it. Wouldn't you love to see the inside of this house? Maybe I'll act like a canvasser and knock on the door and then ask to see the corner of their room.
Let's see... what else have I been up to? I went to Bay Cafe for happy hour the other day. It wasn't really my scene, but if you're into fake beaches and fake people (not the ones I was with), you might like it. After that we went to Nacho Mama's, which I was way too drunk appreciate, but I definitely want to go back! I think I have a picture somewhere...

We had just signed a petition. Apparently the restaurant used to have this Elvis outside, but someone told them it had to be inside because it was obstructing the foot traffic on the sidewalk. The woman with the petition must have been very convincing because we all thought it was the worst travesty known to man. Did I mention they have good margaritas?
Flicks from the Hill has been a lot of fun. And I'm sure I'm forgetting things, but you get the point. So yeah, summer fun.






